- Attended the 8th Rotary Foundation seminar
- Polio + What next? Malaria maybe
- DGE Wendy was a highlight
- DG Neill Black next week
- Melbourne Cup lunch raised $1,200 Thanks all
- Board meeting yesterday. 15 Dec will be the last meeting for the year
- Resume on Jan 12th 2021
- AGM on 8th Dec
Darryl re Golf day - five holes with "names on them" a good start but if you know anyone ...
An important announcement from District Governor Neil Black for all Rotarians in District 9600 Dear James Condon, I wish to inform all Rotarians of the decision to sell the D9600 rooms at North Lakes. This Board decision was based on the unsuitability of the premises as we combine with D9630 move into D9620. The rooms are too small to be used by the new larger District. All District memorabilia, including the Sir Clem Renouf and Glen Kinross collections, will be displayed at Bostock House, the initial home of D9620. The premises have served us well since they were purchased by PDG Dai Mason in 2013, but recently have incurred increased maintenance costs. The money from the sale of the premises will be retained by the District and no decision has been made of its future allocation. Should you have any questions regarding the sale please contact either myself or PDG Darryl Iseppi. Thank you for your continued support of Rotary Yours In Rotary Neil Black District Governor 2020-21 District 9600 - Parts of Southern Queensland, PNG, Solomon Islands & Nauru |
Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Try it.....
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? (taxes)
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every 2 hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the 2 songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?How Did The Person Who Made The First Clock, Know What Time It Was?