Chris chaired the meeting, and welcomed guests Clive & Elizabeth, Don and Ian
Welcome back Mark & Irish (back doing the photos) and Graham. 
 
Our Swiss/French member Jim delivered the International Toast to the French speaking Swiss club Neuchâtel - Vieille-Thielle
 
President James delivered his report
  • Our wonderful Secretary Sue has sent out the invite for the Centenary Gala Dinner - Places are limited - Deborah and Roger have booked on Table Six
  • A few words on Rotary's peace building projects - James' old club RC Sydney gets a special mention - There are 6000 civilians killed or maimed by land mines every year,  and 42m displaced by war. 90% of casualties are civilian, and 50% of those children
  • Lunch with Ashton Wood - DV safe phones - 1200 so far - James is now Chairman of the registered charity
  • Motion for new District 9620 directors for 2021 moved and passed
What do you call it when a group of apes start a company? Monkey business
Why do nurses like red crayons? Because they have to draw blood
 
Martin Luther King Jnr
"If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way"
 
Deborah introduced Clive, who she met at a wedding expo in Maleny
 
Clive has had a lifetime in photography - 45 years in Sydney/London/Hamburg
He was speaking on his latest project Family Heritage Photos

from his Facebook page
Clive Waring speaking to members at
Rotary Club of Caloundra
this morning on creating a family heirloom photo album for future generations to enjoy. How to combine restored old family photos and combining digital photos of grandchildren to create a powerful family story of 5 generations.
 
Our identity is one of our greatest treasures, and it is our hands to pass the family history to future generations
Photos have great value, but if it's a case of "who the heck is that" they will probably end up in the bin - so make notes - and it's a family project
When you are ready, go to Clive's website
 
Chris thanked Clive
 
Directors
 
Deborah - SEQ Water are asking if we want to do a BBQ for the opening of the new Ewen Maddock Dam wall (hope that's not literal) on the 27th March 9:00am till 1:00 - 70-100 people We may be stretched as the District Conference is on, but the response was positive
We have guest speakers till April
 
Darryl - Friday 19th - St Patrick's Day- needs two more sponsors
 
Mark - Bohol project needs to be completed 30th June or lapse - it "will happen"
 
Kath - peace pole - needs Kabi Kabi words
 
Sgt Ian "whipped us into shape"
 
“The Rotary Club of Maroochydore is hosting the Australian Golfing Fellowship of Rotarians  (AGFR) at the Maroochy River Golf Club between 16 and 21 May 2021.  Yes, a week event and 4 games of golf for past and present Rotarian Golfers and 3 games for guest golfers.
There are also numerous functions and plenty of fun and great FELLOWSHIP to be had.  You never know what this may lead to in the years to come.  For example, my parents have been going to these events for over 20 years and many attend more to see the friends they have met than the golf.
 If you are local to the Sunshine Coast, we understand your partner may not be interested in the tours, however if you attend future events, please note the event is well organised for non-golfing partners as well with local tours organised whilst the golf is on.
 Here is a link to the AGFR website for more information and where you will find a link 'Tournament 2021' to take you to the Maroochydore event information and registration form www.agfr.org . Registrations close on 31 March 2021 and numbers are limited.”
 
Ever wonder ...
 
> ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>
> ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
> ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>
> ...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
> ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
> liquid is made with real lemons?
>
> ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
>
> ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
>
> ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
> indestructible black box ?
>
> ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
>
> ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>
> ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?